Category: bartending

  • When Bartenders Dream

    They dream of their own place. Something small, minimalist, maybe on the corner. No investors to pay, just a small loan to start it all off. Somehow, someway, the liquor license comes easy. A turnkey establishment. A few renovations here and there, a coat of paint, clean bathrooms, a new, less sticky floor, and then…

  • Why Are You All So Afraid of Rum?

    I get it, we all did the same thing. Young, stupid, cheap ass bottle of Bacardi rum in hand and hours later head in the toilet, retching, blaming the rum. Shame on you, you blamed the rum. As you went forward in life, aged a little, everyone you knew gravitated toward vodka. It’s clean they…

  • The Different Styles of Bartending

    Depending on where you are, the style of bartending will differ. Why should the commoner be aware of this? Well, for one, you’re not going to get a certain drink at one place that you had at another. Make sense? The old fashioned you order at a craft cocktail establishment will certainly be different at…

  • Mad Props to the Ranfer

    This will be something I’m thinking about including in the beginning of The Seasonal Bar. The first part, I’m thinking, will be about my restaurant journey, and goddam, it’s been a long one. If you read this blog, you’ve been privy to a fair amount of my old restaurant stories here and there. Yes, they…

  • The Holy Trinity

    Apologies if I’ve posted this already, I can’t remember, but I’m pretty sure I haven’t. Oh, and pre-apologies to any religious nuts that will take offense…Actually, no, I take it back, be offended. It’s your choice. Listen now, I’m not talking about the father, son, and holy spirit of ancient myths, nor am I speaking…

  • Notes on the Cocktail Garnish

    How is it I can roll my eyes at one stupid garnish but love another? Such is the magnificent duality of life, my friends. For instance, I see anything with a clothespin on it and I’m walking out without paying but if I order a bloody Mary or bloody Caesar there better be some sort…

  • Cocktail Doldrums

    The rain and cold weather here has disrupted everything. Up north, where the farms are located, the sheer amount of water and even snow in some places has halted any notion of an early stone fruit season. The farmer’s market has been pretty malaise inducing as well. Bright colored citrus orbs, varieties of cauliflower, and…

  • Enter: The Clothespin

    Please, and I’m going to send this one out into the universe…NO MORE GODDAM CLOTHESPINS ON COCKTAILS!!! Please. Pretty please? Pretty please with sugar on top? Scrolling yesterday morning while on the toilet, enjoying the void while voiding, I happened upon an EaterLa post about the new mega Mastro’s Steakhouse in Beverly Hills. As I…

  • The Vesper

    “Hello bartender? Please water down my normally delicious gin with vodka.” It may sound cool to order a vesper, maybe you imagine yourself as the blue eyed, pouty lipped Daniel Craig version of James Bond, but you’re doing yourself no justice. One, you’re not even close to being as cool Daniel Craig in any way…

  • Rising Cocktail Prices

    It’s inevitable. At some point you’ll look back in your life like some old fogey and complain about prices. “Back in my day…” I remember this revelation quite well. The scene, my hometown bar, The Three Needs, the era, sometime in the late 90s. A pint of beer back then cost $3 and this was…

  • Enter the Negroni

    A family member told me there should be more bartending stuff in this blog for people who don’t know much about cocktails, so here we go. Number one: Cocktails beget other cocktails. There’s muddled history involved with each of them as well. Legend has it the Negroni came from a highball. What? The dude’s name,…

  • Birth of the BBP

    The life of The Aging Bartender is not all glitz and glamour. The wise words of Yoda still ring true, “Adventure, excitement, a jedi craves not these things.” I suppose I could steal that for my benefit, twist it around a bit. How about, “Adventure, excitement, The Aging Bartender neither craves nor has the energy…