Category: Cocktails!

  • Passionfruit!

    This strange little thing, the common passionfruit. If you look at the above cross section you see a small spoonful of what it’s known for, the yellow, fragrant and tangy seed rich jewels surrounded by a bit of bitter, white pith and a protective purple shell. It’s more alien egg than fruit, right? An odd…

  • New Cocktail: The Third Martinez

    All of a sudden we’ve got more passionfruit scraps than we know what to do with. We make the vermouth, but it’s a little edgy, so the way to round it out a bit is a less edgy gin. We use Barr Hill because it’s oh so soft. It’s one of the only gins you…

  • New Cocktail: Morning Bell

    Our apartment building exists within the borders of three very different neighborhoods. Hancock Park to the south, Hollywood to the north, and Larchmont to the southeast. One of my favorite things to do is wake up early and go walk to buy a coffee. I have many options here, especially toward Larchmont where there’s at…

  • Nobody’s Fool Revisited

    Someone on the grams, Zuffenhausen Syndikat, (@zuffenhausen.syndikat) this crazy German page with souped up Porsches, requested the entirety of the specs and recipes for this cocktail. It’s a doozy, but here goes…Hopefully they don’t drink and drive…Hmmm…Now I’m thinking about all sorts of funny things for cocktail names like Autobahn, but not the German road…

  • Old Cocktail: Glass Hammer

    It’s a goodie. We’re at the beginning of passionfruit season and everything old is new again. There’s something tremendous about the combination of passionfruit, gin, absinthe, and champagne. Not exactly Led Zeppelin but more like Pink Floyd during the Gilmour/Waters era with a raging brook nearby. We did something similar with plum and other ingredients…

  • New Cocktail: Anybody’s Game

    There was a mistake and Chef had a bunch of blackberries…And when I mean a bunch, it was a fuck ton…Some sort of alteration concerning the beets and berries dish, a switch, and a misorder. At any rate, piles of blackberries. We had to do something with them so they didn’t go to waste. I’ve…

  • New Cocktail: To Live and Die in L.A.

    As per the name, think of this one as a counterfeit or poor person’s Naked and Famous, the semi-famous cocktail created by the one and only Joaquín Simó down in New York’s Death & Co. back in the day. It uses almost none of the ingredients but still contains the quaffable weirdness of the original.…

  • Notes on Nobody’s Fool

    Punch just did a real nice article on an oldie but a goodie, the Nobody’s Fool from this past April. I’m not sure why, but the photographs make the cocktail look a weird orange and not pinkish-red, but anyway…It was a cool experience. There’s some serious imposter syndrome going on with something like this. For…

  • New Cocktail: Voodoo Economics (2.0)

    Yeah the original version of this bevvie, originally posted here, never made it off the chopping block and onto the menu. Not sure why. I get nervous sometimes and think things aren’t good when they are and vice versa. Sometimes I taste something and like it then the next day it’s ho hum, hum drum,…

  • Notes on the Boulevardier

    A wave of the hand, your Negroni turns into something similar but altogether different, and the punter in front of you is dumbfounded as to how you could have created something so ethereal and delicious. Yes, we all remember our first boulevardier. Mine was at Rustic Canyon many years ago when the shine and hue…

  • New Cocktail: Cholo Shogun

    I may have come up with a new cocktail as well as a fresh movie franchise. Here’s the tagline: A former gang member, after morally failing to go through with a murderous initiation ritual, flees to another sector of Los Angeles, and while he’s in hiding, meets a retired former leader of a covert military…

  • Old Cocktail: Okie Dokie Artichokie

    This one’s for Tim, who asked for “Something bitter and stirred” last night, then he came over and asked what I gave him because he loved it so much but to be a bit of a shit and create some suspense, I didn’t tell him. So here you go, young man. Cynar is the star…