Category: Cocktails!

  • New Cocktail: Unforgiven

    Angel finalized this one and named it thus. He had Clint on the brain, I suppose. A little grim, but why not? Naming cocktails is tough and although this isn’t something the cowboys would have drunk, I think maybe there could have been some old western bartender who moved out from the big city to…

  • New Cocktail: To Wong Foo (Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar)

    Bad name for a drink? Dunno. We’ll call it To Wong Foo for short. I scrolled through my notes list of potential cocktail names. There’s some good ones in there. This was almost named Bro Hug, but then I realized we’re using Wong Farm’s (Riverside, CA) mangoes in this beverage and there was also a…

  • New Cocktail: Voodoo Economics

    A mai tai and a horchata see one another on the street and intertwine. This was the thought process behind our newest tiki beverage. Yeah, it’s been awhile since we’ve had a rum cockatoo on the seasonal side. It’s a good, strong one. I got the idea doing all the reading about the Clover Club…

  • Cynar and Stout?

    Some dude came over to the bar from a table last night and said, “Hello, I’m European, my English is not so good. Do you have a stout?” “Yes.” “Do you have Cynar?” “Yes.” Will you pour me two ounces of Cynar into a glass and then put a stout over the top of it?”…

  • Egg White Conclusions: Part Three

    This will hopefully wrap up all of this whiskey sour/egg white nonsense. I don’t know how I started walking down this path. I thought it would be a simple explanation. Hard time catching up? Read parts one and two first, then circle back. This originally was just a rant about how annoying egg white cocktails–ahem,…

  • Enter the Egg White: Part Two

    Continued from yesterday’s post. Also some editorial stuff here. Ugh, I misspelled “cocktail” right in the title. Sometimes you’ve got to pay better attention, old timer. I actually misspell stuff quite a bit as I’m rushing to get these puppies out in the morning. Jo usually points them out to me. But “cockail?” Yeesh. I…

  • The Egg White Cocktail is a Young Person’s Game

    I will attempt to make this post as coherent as possible. It’s early, service was long and full of shaken drinks, and I’m dealing with an insane toddler who wants nothing more than to steal this time from me. There’s always a big playlist on the docket for Sundays and this one is no different,…

  • Cocktail Progressions

    There’s a pantheon, folks. A “one before the other” type of progression, each riffing on the previous, that stretches out in a timeline into infinity or when it all comes crashing down. Will travelers from other worlds dig through the cold, dark husk of our dead planet when we finally drain it of all resources…

  • New Cocktail: Anything is Fine

    Life lessons. I had to make a return to the Home Depot in Playa del Rey at some point this Sunday so of course it plagued my sleep. I looked online yesterday to see what time they opened. 6:00 a.m. What time did I wake up this morning? 6:00 a.m. Some serious tossing and turning…

  • New Cocktail: The Corn Identity

    You’re welcome to use the name in your corn cocktails. There’s a bunch of others available too. The Corn Supremacy, The Corn Ultimatum, and The Corn Legacy. In terms of action movies with lots of sequels, the whole Bourne thing got tiring at the end but the original three are pretty damn good. They’re certainly…

  • Cocktail of the Week: The Martinez

    We had a couple in last week. The guy (who looked eerily like Samuel Beckett) showed up first…with a Rubik’s Cube that had 36 squares on each side instead of 9. I guess you’d call it a 6x6x6? He placed it on the bar and of course I asked to mess it up to see…

  • New Cocktail: Clueless Angel

    I was describing this one the other day at pre-shift and afterward, Chef Fox muttered something to the tune of “Something fresh and something sitting around.” I can’t remember his exact words, but whatever it was it seemed to sum up the whole Rustic Canyon ideal. Take a seasonal ingredient and if you can’t use…