Category: Deep Thoughts

  • Aliens, Cocktails

    Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you must have noticed an increased amount of UFO sightings over the last few years. In my opinion this is due to everyone having a camera in their pocket as well as those said cameras having increasingly better lenses. It’s been happening so much, in fact, the Pentagon…

  • The Nannies and Me

    Anyone with half a brain will tell you life is weird but if they have any thoughts going on at all they’ll also tell you it’s cruel and beautiful at the same time. That it’s unfair, magical, and finite. I spend a lot of time in children’s parks because I have a two and a…

  • Nocturama

    At heart, I’m a sci-fi writer. Jo often says to me, “Why don’t you write a romance novel?” Uh, no. I grew up on a steady diet of Total Recall, Aliens, Predator, Star Trek, and Star Wars. When I think about writing another novel that won’t sell, I think of these weird sci-fi ideas I…

  • Show Me Your Junk Drawer

    For the first time in several years, I’m feeling a bit blocked and need a break. Writing this blog everyday ain’t easy, freaks. In the past several years, since June of 2020, I’ve exclusively worked on novels, so this is all new. Also, I missed a post yesterday. Ugh. Mother’s Day was hectic. I’ve got…

  • Does Eating and Drinking Seasonally Really Matter?

    This has been in my thoughts a whole lot lately, the seasonal bar ethos…Using as much of the ingredients as possible, remaining organic despite the cost, trying not to throw out the scraps (sorry to those who call it trim, don’t like that term), going to the farmer’s market, yada, yada, blah, blah, blah. What…

  • May the Schwartz Be With You

    Yes, it’s May the fourth and every asshole Star Wars fan (including myself) will be saying “May the fourth be with you.” Thing is, and this is tough to say… But, Star Wars blows. I love it, but it’s an iconic part of my childhood that died on the vine. Two good movies, maybe three,…

  • The Search for McQueen

    I’m sure many of you are unaccustomed to the tyranny of a toddler, but at some point have heard some exhausted parent speak of having to watch the same cartoon ad infinitum. Yes, children become laser focused to the point of pure insanity and are somehow able to watch the same damn cartoon over and…

  • Caipirinha Diaries: 4.30.23

    Imagine this. Something bad happened–extreme drought, nuclear war, all of the above–and now the entire world looks like the stretch from Wilshire Boulevard between 18th and 12th. Trash blowing, storefronts gone, the glass behind the shuttered safety cages broken. The occasional glow from a fire lit inside where the forgotten huddle to keep warm and…

  • Bartending is a Weird, Dark “Profession:” Part Two

    “Do you want to talk more about bartending?” “No. Not really.” “What about last night?” “What about it?” “It was really busy, right?” “Yeah, I got slaughtered.” “What does that entail?” “Shaking lots of drinks.” “C’mon, man, there has to more to it than that.” “Ugh. I don’t know. I mean, yeah, there’s running out…

  • Bartending is a Weird, Dark “Profession:” Part One

    Let’s imagine you experienced amnesia and had no idea what bartending entailed and I had to explain to you what I do. “I take alcohol–“ “Wait, sorry, what is alcohol?” “It’s a liquid drug that makes you feel really good, all your troubles melt away for a small time, but if you have too much…

  • My Strawberry Infused Aperol Went Through a Secondary Fermentation

    Remember the late 2000s when lame bars and restaurants thought the cool thing to do was decorate the walls with out of print Italian bitters posters? Yeah, I do too. There’s still a few clingers out there somewhere, I’m sure. And yes, before you ask, I too have been tempted to throw one of these…

  • Cocktail Trends: 4.20.23

    Happy 420! Light up a doob! I used to smoke a shit ton of weed in my youth but haven’t partaken in a really long time. I tried it a couple of times a year or so ago and all it did was make me super tired and groggy the next day like I took…