New Cocktail: Robin Goodfellow

I am very, very far behind my cocktail posts. So far behind, in fact, that whole seasons have gone by while “new” cocktails are now extinct. Whoopsidaisy. I have felt not so enthusiastic about the blog as of late. Call it a combination of sleep deprivation, finishing a book, working on yet another book, attempting…

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  • New Cocktail: Robin Goodfellow

    New Cocktail: Robin Goodfellow

    I am very, very far behind my cocktail posts. So far behind, in fact, that whole seasons have gone by while “new” cocktails are now extinct. Whoopsidaisy. I have felt not so enthusiastic about the blog as of late. Call it a combination of sleep deprivation, finishing a book, working on yet another book, attempting…

  • Bar Hack: Stop Putting Canned Bean Juice in Cocktails, Make Meth Syrup Instead

    Bar Hack: Stop Putting Canned Bean Juice in Cocktails, Make Meth Syrup Instead

    Yeah, I just threw down the damn gauntlet. Vegans be damned, damned to hell. No more canned bean juice in cocktails please. Sorry, I know someone brilliantly called it aquafaba and a ton of people climbed on board this awful train bound for cocktail necropolis. When I see a bartender opening a can of chickpeas…

  • Bar Hack: Next Level Lacto Meyer Lemon Sherbet

    Bar Hack: Next Level Lacto Meyer Lemon Sherbet

    Meyer Lemons are the cool kid on the block everyone wants to be friends with. Sweet, less bitter, along with a less yellow, more orange spectrum sort of pleasant color. Typically the thing to do is a preserved lemon situation but this is too much salt for use in cocktails. What we can do, however,…

  • The Gribiche Versus Tartar Debate No One Cared About

    The Gribiche Versus Tartar Debate No One Cared About

    We did an event last night with Found Oyster and yes, I told the same old story I always do about one of my favorite times in life when I would do my Christmas shopping on Christmas Eve at the Prudential Center mall and finish it all off with a nice meal at none other…

  • Fly On, Freebird

    I have been sitting on this one for over a month, just contemplating whether or not to post it…So let’s do it. A quick Happy New Years 2025 mid afternoon phone call with my old buddy, Sean. A minute or so of catch up and then: I guess there’s no other way to say this,…

  • New Cocktail: Wee Nip O’ Courage

    New Cocktail: Wee Nip O’ Courage

    The Blood and Sand is an equal parts cocktail originated in The Savoy Cocktail Book by Harry Craddock way back in 1930. I’m guessing oranges were more acidic back then because by today’s standard the cocktail is insanely out of balance and much too sweet with no acidity whatsoever. The drink was named after a…

  • Daddy’s Carbonated Cocktail Journey

    Come with me as I explore carbonation. We’ll blow things up. We’ll dissolve gas into liquid. We’ll get nice and silly from the bubbles doing weird things to our tummies and brains and blood…My friend Lee after I told him about us finally doing carbonated cocktails said “That’s so 2019, dude.” Thanks asshole…Whatever, I’ve always…

  • New Cocktail: “Tejuino”

    New Cocktail: “Tejuino”

    Ok, so Tejuino, what is it? Take a look at these ingredients: Corn, lime, piloncillo, maybe a dash of salt or chili or both. The reason why it works so well is because you already have the goods for a delicious beverage, all you have to do is plug in the booze portion which isn’t…

  • Persimmon: The Undiscovered Country

    Persimmon: The Undiscovered Country

    Persimmons. People go wild about them. I’m a bit ambivalent. I never grew up with them around and so never took space in the nostalgia center of my hippocampus alongside Steven Spielberg, boxed cereals, Chef Boyardee’s beefaroni (still only $1.14 at Walmart), and G.I. Joe cartoons. My first experience with a persimmon was hey! in…

  • Sandwiches Ranked

    Sandwiches Ranked

    I’ve got just one thing on my brain this Black Friday, and that’s a post Thanksgiving sandwich. Sourdough bread, enough mayonnaise to choke a Frenchman, fresh black pepper, then the stuffing, turkey, a thin layer of gravy, and the coup de grace, cranberry sauce from the can. Just for the record, I don’t put any…

  • What Not to Order at a Bar…

    What Not to Order at a Bar…

    This could be a book in and of itself, but since I have a couple of grievances to air and Festivus approaches, I figure it’s as good a time as any to let some steam off. Restaurant bartending, as described long ago in the PDT cocktail book, is much the same as being a short…

  • Cormac McCarthy, the Muse, More Notes on the Espressotini

    Cormac McCarthy, the Muse, More Notes on the Espressotini

    Big news in the literary world this week. The late, great Cormac Mccarthy, one of my favorite writers of all time, had a teenage muse when he was in his early forties. Yeesh. Creepy. The woman has now come out of the woodwork to explain herself and him and swears she was never taken advantage…